Attention all Clowns:

I am so excited that you wiggle-butts are going to join me. April Fool’s day has always been a day for mayhem and practical jokes. So don’t forget your fake vomit, exploding bubble gum and pull-my-finger jokes for the CLOWN UPRISING.

After much deliberation in the Clown Council, it has been concluded that the place a clown is needed the most is a Yuppie Midtown Sports Bar. So that is where we will have our uprising.

Please Follow the Below Steps:

Step 1: Invade the F train. (Optional)
Start loading up the train with clowns at every stop. You are to enter at the back of the train. This way we can all end up in the same car.

Step 2: The Carousel is Ours! (Important)
Meet at the Carousel at Bryant Park at 8pm. We will remain here for 20 minutes or so to take pictures and cause a general ruckus.

Step 3: Go get ‘em!
We will leave together and walk to Mustang Harry's - 354 Seventh Ave between 28 & 29th • 268-8930.

Step 4: Let the Festivities Continue.
Now that we have done our part for society, we will reward ourselves with some of the best Mai tais in NYC at Otto’s Shrunken Head (538 E 14th St). We will strut down together and if our clown-shoes are tired we can take the train, but either way I expect a royal rumpus all through the night.